A lady who was very lonesome bought a parrot from a pet store, complete with cage. Before purchasing it she got a guarantee that the parrot would talk.She took the parrot home. In a week and a half she returned to the store very disappointed. "The parrot doesn't talk.", the woman complained. "Did you buy a mirror?", the store owner inquired. &#...

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One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the fine bird was finally his! As he was paying for the pa...

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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." Th...

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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked no...

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  General Information Name: Bibi Type of bird: Congo African Grey parrot Hatched: Feb. 25, 2006 Sex: Female Occupation: Spokesbird for AnimalSites.com Salary: Literally works for peanuts Hobbies: Dancing, swinging, shredding paper Name meaning: Bibi means "lady" in Swahili. It is used as a term of respect similar to "madam" in Eng...

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